Wednesday, September 03, 2008

If only . . .

Fresh from today's entertainment headlines . . .

Jessica Simpson: Why I Almost Quit Singing

Sometimes even *I* won't kick a dog (too hard) when it's down. After all, with all that's wrong and venal in the word, Jessica Simpson's use of invaluable natural resources to fill whatever gaping need for attention she has in her soul seems a relatively minor offense, when compared to, oh say, anyone who might proudly and unironically attend the Republican National Convention this week.

Here's hoping Jessica does for country music what she did for Robbie Williams' "Angels."

Enter screaming.

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