File under "Day Late, Dollar Short"

Or, if you prefer, "Insane Clown Posse, Right-Wing Contingent." Totally your call.

Report: Fox News ‘Divided’ over Glenn
Beck

http://www.fancast.com/blogs/2010/tv-news/report-fox-news-divided-over-glenn-beck/

Favorite quote:

Kurtz also spoke with Fox News employees claiming Beck stages his high-strung antics, including the infamous teary breakdowns, although a Beck spokesperson quickly shot that down as “cowardly” complaints.

To quote Jon Stewart from The Daily Show in a recent imitation of Glenn Beck, "I promised myself I would cry."

Laugh or cry, what's peculiar is that Glenn Beck divides the "talent" at Fox--meaning that there are those who stand with him, as well as those who don't.

Feh, this crazy new math. Rather than doing division or subtraction, apparently you can now add a negative like Glenn Beck with a negative like Fox News and still come up with positive numbers for both.

Only in America. Only at Newscorp.